What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:38

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…